BREAKFAST SErVeD HoT!... Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? AKPOS: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you have? AKPOS: Six. Teacher: Good! Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven!!! Angry Teacher: Where did you get ur seven from? AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I already have 1 cat at home! Girl: If we get married, stop smoking. Akpors: Ok! Girl: Drinking too. Akpors: Ok! Girl: N going to the night club too. Akpors:- Yes. Girl:-You stop watchin soccer matches with yo boyz Akpors: Okay! Girl:- What else can u leave?? Akpors:- The idea of marrying You. At Abus mothers burial, Abu is serving everyone but has ignored his best friend Akpors Akpors said: hmm Abu, dont forget that my mother will also die oo A drunk guy was with his girlfriend ina cinema and suddenly, he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started screaming MY PENIS, MY PENIS, MY PENIS! All the people in the cinema were surprised at the guys behaviour. He continued, Where is my penis? Someone has cut my penis and my nuts! Oh God what have I done to deserve this? The embarrassed girlfriend said shut up,you idiot! Your hand is in my panty! Strict Wife A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness. He gained courage, opened the door and found his wife and his son watching a late Night movie. He passed them and went upstairs, his heart pounding hard. To his surprise, his wife didnt say a word. Just to confirm, he decided to walk past them, and again back to the upstairs corridor. But his wife didnt say a word. He signald his son to come. And he asked him, How come today your mother isnt speaking or even uttering a word? His son replied, She asked me for lipstick and I gave her a GLUE.
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