BREAKING: A swarm of 13,000 drunk, lustful, ready to cheat, country (youll know this by their cowboy boots) females are plotting to descend onto the Verizon Wireless Music Center, in a cult like fashion, in a matter of hours. The story is still developing, but what we have learned is there will be a Charles Manson-like character, singing songs about pick-up trucks, beer, back roads, long tan legs, and being down by the lake. We urge each and every one of you, with undamaged hearing, common sense, or a brain of any kind, to stay as far away from this scene as possible, until police have regained control of the situation, and it is safe to return to hearing good music. Stay tuned here for further details as the story breaks. Im Uncle Squishy, Channel 9 News
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:16:46 +0000
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