BREAKING NEWS Chelseas minister of Community Development & Social Services Hon.Courtois has asked minister of Lands Hon.Garry Cahill to coperate with Minister of Comnunication & Transport Hon. F Luis,Minister of Foreign Affairs Hon. Azpilicueta that blues army captain John Terry earlier today received a phone call from Commander in chief Supt. Jose Mourinho to inform the team that H.E president Roman Abramovich has declared war against Man U,Liverpool,Arsenal,Man City and every team in the English premier league. Commander in chief Supt Jose Mourinho (the special one) has signed a bill passed Stamfford Bridge.As a result each member of Stamfford Bridge parliament has been assigned to their respective administrative roles. Minister of Home Affairs Hon.Hazard instructed Inspector Nemanja Matic on friday to ask for asistances from Works & Supply minister Hon.Fabregas to prepare 3 hundred jets to launch missiles. A number of 3,925 bomb proof has been handled over to minister of Labour & Security Hon.Ramires as he asked for help from Defence minister Hon.Oscar.Mr Oscar told Hon.Ramires to give bombs to each member of Stamfford Bridge parliament.Mr Clement (one of the journalists) found time to ask Supt.Mou if Mr Remy & Hon.Drogba are included in the group of soldiers taking part in the war.Supt.Mou said that the boys (Remy & Drogba) with the help of the Lt.Cech,Lt.Mikel and the former member of parliament Juan Mata will fly the jets with some blues die hard supporters (are u 1 of them) Minister of Foreign Attacks Hon.Diego Costa has been assigned to carry 6,508 snipers with him and gun down any prisoner seen wearing a red jersey at Old Trafford on 20th October. Finally Blues Commander in chief Supt.Jose Mourinho has been assigned by the president H.E Roman Abramovich to pull down the Alex Ferguson statue & replace it with that of the 2 losers David Moyes or useless Van Gaal. MORE UPDATES TO FOLLOW
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 07:25:15 +0000
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