BREAKING NEWS:DI INFAMOUS KERMIT KNOWN FOR HIS TRADE MARK SPEECH/SAYINGITS NONE OF MY BIZNIZWAS FOUND DEAD ALONG A GULLY BANK IN MUPPET TOWN.......SOURCES ALLEGED HE WAS BEATEN TO DEATH BCUS HIM CHAT TOO MUCH.......OTHERS SAID HE WAS A GOOD FROG N DIDNT DESERVE 2 DIE IN SUCH A HORRIFIC MANNER........N ALLEGED EYE WITNESS SAID KERMIT SHOUTED HIS ATTACKERS NAMES BUT REFUSED TO GIVE A STATEMENT 2 THE POLICE AS HE CLAIMEDIT WAS NONE OF HIS BIZNIZ......INVESTIGATION CONTINUES!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 00:30:55 +0000