BREAKING NEWS Dateline Nairobi, Kenya -Both medical and theological experts spoke out today following the slaughter of at least 39 innocents in a Nairobi mall today by Islamic terrorists freedom fighters, stating that there are absolutely no similarities between the results of following Islam and those of contracting rabies."Any seeming similarities are only superficial," stated Dr. Muhammad Akbar Mohammed, MD, PhD at a press conference outside the mall. "In reality, Islam is a religion of peace, while, as we know, rabies is a disease that whips its victims up into a frothing-at-the-mouth killing frenzy." We can sleep tight tonight knowing that the murder of non-mooslims has been officially condemned; that some embassy staff have been "tragically affected" (which, it must be supposed, is worse than being raped and murdered); and, that sooner or later when it is politically expedient Hillary is elected we will be enlightened with the question of what, after all, difference does it make to the meager existence to the as-yet-to-be-created-database-of-absentee-voters.
Posted on: Sun, 22 Sep 2013 11:31:31 +0000
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