BREAKING NEWS: Dead, Drowned In The Bathtub. The Tea Party Is No More. The Republicon Party had to have been impregnated by aliens at Area 51 to birth such a collection of grotesque members who wanted a Tea Party usually left to little girls with imaginary friends. The post mortems reveal a very tragic life without light or any culturally stimulating development. Unable to cope with reality they set about to Talabanize the American Body Politic which brought them to their demise yesterday. Dead in Washington DC on October 16, 2013. Burial will be at the Washington DC Landfill Mass Grave called Dantes Inferno in November 2014. The friends and brainless followers and their families ask in place of flowers please CONTRIBUTE TO ALL DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGNS. There will be no viewing due to an edict issued from the Disease Control Center in Atlanta which has reopened just today. You may send your Sympathy Cards to Grover Norquist, the Heritage Foundation, the US Chamber of Commerce, the Koch Brothers, Newt Gingrich, Joe Scarborough the the Titular Head of the GOP Rush Pigboy Limbaugh. Thank You & Good Night! (Rayne Poussard)
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 17:00:56 +0000
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