BREAKING NEWS: RE-ELECT ME 2014 ADDRESS TO THE NATION! Fellow Dominicans, over the past 15 years I have been taking great photos (its your damn business if you dont think i have...chuuups), but some of my boys on my staff....well not so much (dem dudes just like to mind my business). I may not have always met your immense standards, but i always had your best interest at heart. As many of you know, my contract ends within the next few weeks and as such i am here (where am i again?) seeking a mandate to continue to serve you as a photo-takeouter when the opportunity comes up on DECEMBER 3rd. I know many of you have asked questions of me and I have been reluctant to answer some of them (chuuups - i will answer when i am ready..what rudeness...did you give me job?), however i am asking many of you to look beyond that because i was operating in your interest ( i get to determine what that interest is). Photography has been very good to me and has given me a good life (dude you gotta see my crib). I am sorry that yours did not turn out quite the same way. However, again i ask you to look beyond that. I may not have always had the best guys assisting me on these shoots, and even though they have been compensated handsomely, while many of you languish in minimum wage, please dont hold that against us. Lets just say its the free market and economy (sorry that should have been VAT) at play. So as i stand here before you today November 5th, the choice is pretty clear, you remain with the same boss photographer who at times showed little regard for you and the things you care about but just wanted to get that killer shot, or you can do nothing......in which case that will still redound to my benefit. (The following message was intended for entertainment purposes only and paid for by the friends of FEEL-LIXX for 2014....where LIXX is what you need to survive)
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 17:47:24 +0000
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