BREAKING NEWS: The release of Security in Comfort by the Public Protector, Adv. Thuli Madonsela has sparked an outbreak of Zumaphrenia. There is a noticeable contracdictory attitudes exhibited by thousands of people over the desired outcomes of the Nkandla report. The first people to show symptoms of this mental disorder were Lindiwe Mazibuko, Gwede Mantashe, Mac Maharaj and Pansy Tlakula. They were psychotic, showed loss of contact with reality, their often efficient functioning in everyday life deteriorated and were expressing disintegration of their personalities by being delusional and hallucinating. The disease seem to be spreading rapidly within political parties, especially within the DA, ANC, EFF and FF+. Health officials have warned the public to steer clear of leaders of the mentioned political parties as the disease is highly contagious. The infection is through the ear as a result of rhetoric on Nkandla spewed by political leaders.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 10:09:00 +0000
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