BRISTOL, England -- A recent study, published in Hot Topics in Hypertension, says that staring at womens cans can increase a mans life expectancy by 4-6 years. Author and researcher Mark Eis, a professor of homeopathic medicine at Naples University, came up with the hypothesis after noticing how relaxed he felt when his wife got naked. Backed by funding provided by MTV, Playboy and Silvio Berlusconi, Eis hired 500 males aged 18-26 - without any pre- existing medical conditions - and instructed 100 of them to ogle womens breasts daily. uncyclopedia.wikia/wiki/UnNews:Study:_Looking_at_breasts_makes_men_live_longer
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 13:22:18 +0000
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