BUDGET TRENT CRUISES Striking Sapphire River Cruises, What the discerning cruiser chooses. Comfort and style on award winning cruises, Brilliant journeys for gourmets and boozers. Where great moments just keep on flowing Its like an aquatic party were throwing. Resplendent vessels glowing with varnish, Where never a dish is served without garnish. If you are used to bacon and eggs with a sizzle, Just think of olive oil served as a drizzle. For gastronomy diners who relish a fuss Each daring creation complete with a jus. International mixed with local cuisine The finest array you will ever have seen. Think of the stresses and strains you are losing With Striking Sapphires phenomenal cruising, Where the greatest of moments just keep on flowing When gorgeous landmarks are constantly showing. Wagnerian castles and sweet Lorelei As the banks of the Rhein glide smoothly by. Theres Notre Dame and the Tour Eiffel And Paris has more to offer as well. Portuguese Douro, travel in style, Enjoy gorgeous countryside mile after mile. Budapest and the Danube are glorious successes And Viennas baroque and rococo excesses. Who could fail to be happy and merry With such an inspiring itinerary? Who in his right mind would show an aversion To go on the shore with a guided excursion. The evenings are magic and full of romance As people show off their skill at the dance. You ladies, before the journey is over, May consort with a charming on board Casanova, While gentlemen savour some amorous successes With one of our nubile, bewitched stewardesses. Couples find entertainment entrancing As the evening air fills with music and dancing. A huge disadvantage may ruin your sleep: You have to admit that these cruises arent cheap. So lets have a look at Budget Trent Cruises What the discerning traveller chooses. The cheapest way of getting afloat, But just one small problem, we dont have a boat. As an alternative, better by far Is shuttling possessions around by car. With costume or wetsuit youre ready to go. We cruise downstream and go with the flow. We really dont need jetties or quays. Our entries and exits are managed with ease, We prefer a grassy bank festooned with petals And dont much care for brambles and nettles. But we hope you wont think us crafty or petty We have been known to sneak onto a jetty. While sometimes our skins must toughen and harden As we make our escape through somebodys garden. The feeling as we float down the stream Caught in the midst of a natural dream. But dont dream too much, theres plenty to do Dodging cracks on the head from the escort canoe. The sky is reflected in watery swirls As we glide past the willows in sinuous whirls. Ducks, geese and swans with their pristine white, And the kingfishers blue, an electrical sight. Is there a downside? Well, yes, theres no chance Of success in the tender game of romance. No matter how much your chat lines may thrill her, Youll find that the wetsuits a cruel passion killer. But these Budget Cruises, what of the food? No problem, the dishes will suit every mood. Exhausted, you crawl out on tired hands and knees, What better than oatcakes with bacon and cheese? A variety of cakes, too many to tell, Make noses twitch at the beautiful smell. If you want a glamorous on shore excursion Trent Budget Tours provide their own version. We seem to turn into a sociable club And our swims seem to end in a riverside pub. For those who need that little bit more, They just hop out and run on the shore. The National Memorial Arboretum, Where we think of those who fought for freedom. The magnificent town of Burton on Trent Where riverside gardens make us content. The splendours of Nottingham coming up now And slipping past off the starboard bow. Who will ever forget their visit to Hull? Whatever it was it was surely not dull. In swimming across we all had some frights And the slowest among us saw more of the sights. So as Summer comes up, and you have to choose Make sure you pick the right kind of cruise. If you need a challenge that makes you content Make sure you choose a cruise down the Trent.
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 12:37:12 +0000
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