BUSTED MR LOCKETT - A while ago Mr Paul Lockett said mmmmm I fancy training for a triathlon, WOW we said, that would be amazing (I meant, amusing PMSL) I said why dont you come along with me, out on the MTB or for a steady jog, I dont go far just round the block a couple of times a week YEAH sounds great he said, lets go Sunday morning. Sunday comes and we ask Paul, his reply - errrrh cant mate. eerrrrh I was pissed and double booked and cant make it - sorry Following week, I ask if he would like to come with me and Dave out on the bikes, errrh I cant mate busy...??? So we then say, we are starting back running and Dave is going to have a go and see how he gets on, you fancy it son...? YEAH sounds great, gis a shout when you next go. Tuesday, Dave sends him a tex, you coming Paul ?, it will be steady one because its my first run, errrhhh cant make it, mate, sorry I am busy. Next time we go, we ask again, errrrrh cant make it mate I am going with Zelia for a run, we are on a program, but it never happened..??? guilty..? Mr conscience having kicked in he went next morning. Daz asks him - naaaah wanna build myself up first,,?? Next time Dave asks him again errrrh cant mate working late...??? SO - Tonight we ask again, on standby / working late mate sorry, would of loved to have come, mmmmmmmm so we decide to plan our run past his house and guess what, PAULS VAN IS ON THE DRIVE, ...!! Triathlon my ass, Triathlon my ass,Triathlon my ass...!!! BUSTED errrrrrrrh whats your excuse next time you PUSSY...!! Well done Dave, at least your a man of your word and have had a go, and credit where its due youre now up to 5K..!! errrrrrrrh wonder if Paul wants to come next time we go cos he is training for his triathlon, errrrrrrh doubt it eh..!!! what you reckon Paul Lockett errrrrrrrrrh busy again eh...!! PUSSY...!!! GET YER ASS OUT...!! THIS IS THE KICK U NEED,,,!!
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 18:39:35 +0000
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