Back at Willytown early 80s, while doing random vehicle searches at the north gate I observe a vehicle do a bee line into the on base service station and a guy jumps out of the front passenger seat carrying a black bag, runs into the toilet.. I go over and enter the toilet and see the cubicle closed.. After waiting a short while, the cubicle door opens and out walks this LAC with the black bag, however, I didnt hear the toilet flush. I ordered the LAC to stand fast, to which he told me to get f..ked. I informed him that he was under arrest and entered the toilet cubicle. On lifting the toilet seat I found an electric drill, angle grinder and several spaners.. Being under arrest and pending lock up, I had to have him cleared by a doctor, so I took him to medical and into the treatment room. When a doctor finally attended, I told him that I wanted an internal examination as well. The doctor wanted to know why to which I replied, you want to see what he just shit out showing him the tools I had recovered from the toilet. Well the doctor refused, so I took the LAC back to the police section and locked him up. When the charges came around, they were heard by my CO with the LACs newly promoted CO sitting second chair. In giving my evidence I told the CO that I was not impressed by the Duty Doctor on the day of the offence as he wouldnt do an internal. at this stage the CO asked why, to which I replied, we have already seen what the LAC had shit out, can you imagine if he had a file or hacksaw up his arse and he had escaped custody, then I would have been held responsible. My CO knowing what I was like was finding it difficult keeping a straight face and the understudy CO was in fits.. After my evidence given, marched out and charge over, the WOD corners me and starts to brief me about my evidence presentation. Not being outdone, I told the WOD that if he and the Catering Officer did their job properly, menus checked, then we wouldnt have dietary problems like this.. WODs dont have a sense of humour as he reported me to my WOFF who was laughing his head off before I even got into his office.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 09:06:48 +0000
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