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Back in my school days, Noko was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked in. Noko decided to jog with his mind and asked him; How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: I dont know, how? Noko: You open the door and put it in there! Teacher: Oh! ok. Noko: How do you put a donkey in the fridge? Teacher: Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there, lol gottchaa!!! Noko: No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there. Teacher: (looking embarrased) ok Noko: Lets say all the animals went to the lions birthday party, except one animal, which one would it be? Teacher: (a bit confused, and rolling eyes).... The lion.....? Noko: No, the donkey because its still in the fridge. Teacher: You must be kidding me!! Noko: one last more question, If there is a river, and you know exactly that you usually see it full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it, how would you? Teacher: You see, in this case, there is no other option, you would need to use the bridge. Noko: Lol, mscheww.. Sir, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the lions birthday party!..... Noko *continued* :Thank yew Sir, you can now do what you came here to do. Teacher: Lets call it a day
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 11:58:48 +0000

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