Banza, Listo and Manku died nd arrived at the gate, St Paul - TopicsExpress



          

Banza, Listo and Manku died nd arrived at the gate, St Paul explain to them. heaven iz a big place nd u need a car to get arround. The car u get depends solely on hw faithful you were to your spouse while u were alive. Listo waz married 4 15 years nd cheated on his wife 3 times so he got a Citi Golf 1.4. Banza was maried 4 20 years nd he cheated on his wife once so he got a Toyota Camry 2.4 VVTi. Manku waz married 4 50 years nd he never cheated on his wife so he got a BMW 754i. Banza nd Listo wer very envious of Manku. A couple of months later Banza nd Listo see Manku sitting on a pavement criying... Litso asks: whats wrong buddy? Manku replies i just saw my wife Banza asks, so why ar u criyng? Maku says; she was on a bicycle ..one word for Mankus wife.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 07:01:07 +0000

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