> Barry decided to propose to Janice, but prior to her acceptance Janice > felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She > informed Barry that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at > the maturity of a 12 year old. > > He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, > Barry felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he > had a deformity too. > > Barry looked Janice in the eyes and said, I too have a problem. My > winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that > once we are married. > > She said, Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky. > > Janice and Barry got married and they could not wait for the > honeymoon. Barry whisked Janice off to their hotel suite and they > started touching, teasing, and holding one another. > > As Janice put her hands in Barrys pants, she began to scream and ran > out of the room! Barry ran after her to find out what was wrong. > > She said, You told me your winky was the size of an infant! > > Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long
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