Bass Boat ========= A good ole boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looked at him and said, What are you gonna do with that? There aint no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here. He said, I won it and Im a gonna keep it. His brother came over to visit several days later. He saw the wife and asked where his brother was. She said, Hes out there in his bass boat, pointing to the field behind the house. The brother headed out behind the house and saw his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yelled out to him, What are you doing? His brother yelled back, Im fishin. What does it look like Im a doing? His brother yelled, Its people like you that give people from down here a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could swim, Id come out there and give you what for!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Nov 2013 11:32:06 +0000