Bass player jokes ;-) proud to be one! lol Q: Why couldnt the bassist get through the front door? A: He couldnt find the key and didnt know when to come in! Q: Whats the difference between a camel and a bassist? A: Camel can live without drinking for one week. Q: Why is there a bassist in most bands? A: To translate whats happening to the drummer. Q: Whats the range of a bass guitar? A: About twenty yards, if you have a good arm. Q: How do bassists begin most of their stories? A: Back when I used to play guitar... Q: Whats the difference between a guitar player and a bass player? A: The guitar player gets students, and the bass player gets gigs. Q: How do you tell if a bass player is successful? A: His girlfriend has a job. Q: Why dont bass players play hide and seek? A: Because people forget they exist and dont look for them. Q: Why dont bassists tell blonde jokes? A: Because they dont understand them. Q: How many bassist jokes are there? A: Just one - all the rest are true!
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 09:04:14 +0000
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