Baxter: *gasp, puff puff puff* (bounding up the basement steps) - TopicsExpress



          

Baxter: *gasp, puff puff puff* (bounding up the basement steps) Its *puff* okay *puff* now *puff puff* Me: Baxter, are you okay? Baxter: *deep breath* Yes, you are safe now Me: From??? Baxter: What ? You didnt see it? It was this big green long curled thing underneath the table. Probably some sort of alien cocoon. It tried to escape so I batted it tirelessly around the kitchen until I trapped it.. I knocked down the basement and crushed it with my powerful claws! Me: Oh. You mean the corn husk that I dropped the other day and got pushed under the table leg? You mean that alien monster cocoon? Baxter: I believe what youre trying to say is thank you. Me: Yeah. Well, we are out of corn until next weekend so. You can rest easy. Baxter: You mean theres more out there?? AAAH ITS AN INVASION!
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 23:57:50 +0000

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