Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder Treehouse Note 756 lbs: Just got back from the doctor (nothing wrong, except they weighed me). All my friends from GTMO, LSU and Ocean Beach remember me as around 6 and 130-135 pounds. Then Oregon and Washington and the early years of Exeter maybe 180ish. Then for a glorious moment in Exeter ballooned to a high of 258. Then quit drinking (and associated binge eating) for a year and dropped weight so fast they kept testing me for every kind of cancer, finally settled in around 180 again. More recently 15 months on the road and hotels had Linda find me at the airport at 164. Fortunately shes a great cook, and took right to fattening me up, and takes delight in my progress. My body weight, like body hair, all settles into my belly, which she takes delight in rubbing and laughing at. So imagine her joy when I checked into the clinic this morning at 189! Her short term goal is to get me too at least 200, then the balloons the limit. Waaaal, if I gained 11 pounds every month like this month, I could be, you know, 310 by my next birthday.... Oh, goody! (pretending she cant do math), When do you think you can reach 500?
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 20:19:43 +0000
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