Because I am in such a fabulous mood (holds sarcasm sign up) today, I will do what I threatened you with yesterday: Between 0 and 50 thoughts THE Simba had while watching a trailer about a movie that should actually be called Fifty Shades of Simba. 1. Brynne has a better taste in clothes. 2. Serial wondering why he is called Mr. Grey, why not Mr. GrAy. 3. I expected him to totally have my face. Ah, that would have been out of this world...literally. 4. Trying to ignore my PA as she starts grinning like a fool while saying Oh, Jamie. 5. Weird interview. Thinking. I NEED AN INTERVIEW WITH GABY. At least if it turns out the same way. I am totallyyyyyyyyyy the right male for you, Gaby, trust me. Trust me. I do not have red rooms or pull tam...well, we discuss that one another day. 6. Elevators. Again. I am pretty sure there is somewhere an essay about the use of elevators in romance movies and books. If you find it, I wanna read it. 7. More Oh, Jamie. from my PA. And the addition that she is still sad about him dying in Once upon a Time. I actually agree with her. Shocker, right. 8. Yeaaaaaaah, control is boring. Boring. Totally boring. Booooooooooring. 9. Beyoncé makes this cool. If there is a link of that version on You Tube...I need it. 10. And another elevator ride. So, thats hot? I need to call Ursula again. I sooooooooooooooooo need to pull an Ariel. I need legs, hands and defoooooo an elevator. Not even an apartment. I just need an elevator. 11. I only want an elevator if my girl keeps the inner Goddess buried tho. Serial. No thoughts from her during this movie would be welcome. 12. Simba Enterprises. Sounds good. I can not work forever with Ethan. I need my own company. 13. Swimming is cooler than flying, whats wrong with this guy? 14. Ana and Christian sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes akward, then comes the red room, then comes Renesmee in a baby carriage! ...oops inwardly...that was Bella and Edward. 15. She should stay clear of him? Gasps inwardly. Is he poisonous too. Damn it, we might have something in common. I am totally whelmed. Not overwhelmed, not underwhelmed. Whelmed, because I am in Europe. (whoever gets that is my new BBF) 16. Okaaaaaaaaay, so he doesnt do romance? Bullshit. What would you call it if someone gifts you a first edition of a book you love. Exactly. I see you get my point. 17. Aaaaand my PA is drooling. Thought I might let you know. 18. Funny how the word Enlightment is so different from what it used to be in the 17th century, eh....I wanna enlighten Gaby. I should call her Gabrielle from now on. You can breathe it better. At least I could do THAT if I were human. URSULA! 19. Awww, he seems to like horses. He has a riding crop. I wonder what the name of his horse is? Maybe...Ana. youtu.be/SfZWFDs0LxA
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 17:26:30 +0000
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