Because if you ever need to verify someone is REALLY from Farmville or Prince Edward County, Virginia, just say, Okay, name the worst thing you can do in Farmville? or Whats the worst nightclub youve ever been to? If the answer includes Fevers and Oh Dear Sweet Jesus and How wasted was I that night? and references to random shootings, bad food, stabbings, weave-pulling fights, bad cocaine, pretty much every Virginian who ever appeared on Americas Most Wanted, weak-ass rappers, the worst demo tapes this side of Turkmenistan, finding drunk chicks wandering around behind your high school days later, worse weed, friends getting jumped, Youre pretty when Im drunk, high and possibly dead coyote love mornings, more fights over bad coke and even shittier weed, and the only place in America youre fairly certain is the basis for 99 percent of every Jerry Springer and Maury episode ever... yeah, theyre from my part of the woods. Seriously yo. Jesus, how are they still in business?
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 05:19:21 +0000
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