Been thinking about my awkward moments lately. . . Finally got around to visiting my dentist. As she began the exam, she immediately called for her assistant. Coming home from a college tour. I took my daughter and her best friend to Bobs Big Boy for lunch. When it was my turn to order the waitress called my attention to the Seniors portion of the menu. It was early in our relationship, and I wanted to look my best for Scotts birthday party. So I went to the cosmetic counter at Macys and asked for a make over. The cosmetic consultant informed me I would have to make a purchase first. As I said No thank you, as I arose to leave, she blocked me and said, But, please allow me to do yours for free! At the check out my credit card was declined. I whispered to the cashier I would transfer the money from my checking account. As she ushered my shopping cart to the side she shouted Youll have to check out at customer service when your able to pay!!! I was feeling good after a full night of quality sleep going in to work. Two hours into my shift, one of my patients says You look tired. . . WOW!!! My Mom called me the other day. Excited, I rapidly explained all the things I had accomplished on my to do list while on vacation. After 30 seconds of silence I said Mom? She replied, Im still here. . . . Uh, guess she wasnt too impressed. Took my Black lab. Pittbull mix in the Pet Smart store. As she strained against the collar dragging me down every aisle, sounding asthmatic as she strained against her collar. An older woman with a Chihuahua, (dressed in a t-shirt with and bows), saw us and immediately ducked away. But we kept ending up in the same aisle. Told my daughter, who recently totaled my SUV, how exited I was for her to come home for spring break. But then she said she couldnt wait to drive the new truck. Made dinner (for once) the other night. After looking at what I made everyone professed they were on a Spiritual Fast Bought some new software online the other day, and called for tech. support. A person with a heavy accent answered and after spelling every piece of my name, address, and email address with alphabet prompts like H as in Helen, E, as in Exit, L as in Look. . . He tells me to call customer service. -Unfreakinbelieveable
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 03:24:38 +0000
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