Beer troubleshooting - Symptom -> Fault -> Action Feet cold & wet -> Glass being held at incorrect angle -> Rotate glass so the open end points to the ceiling Beer unusually pale & tasteless -> Glass empty -> Get someone to buy you another beer Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet -> Mouth not open or glass applied to wrong part of face -> go to the toilet, practice in the mirror Floor blurred -> You are looking through the bottom of the glass -> Get someone to buy you a beer Floor moving -> You are being carried out -> Find out if you’re going to another bar Everyone looks up to you and smiles -> You are dancing on table -> Fall on somebody cushy-looking Beer is crystal clear -> It’s water, someone is trying to sober you up -> Punch person responsible Your singing sounds distorted -> The beer is too weak -> Have more beer until your voice improves Don’t remember the words to the song -> Beer is just right -> Play air guitar
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 20:58:06 +0000
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