Being a policeman in New Orleans isnt as much fun as it used to - TopicsExpress



          

Being a policeman in New Orleans isnt as much fun as it used to be, but such is life. One evening long ago, I was in plainclothes, hunting in the Quarter with my partner, and we oozed into a voodoo shop to check out the tourist trap trinkets for the suckers. I grabbed some brochures and chatted with the huckster, and then went back outside. A short time later, a plush woman bounced into us, and asked if we knew the location of the ^&#%# Voodoo Boutique...the one we had recently checked out. I instantly told her its location, and then handed her a few brochures from the place. She was puzzled, and then mystified...how did we have what she wanted, right at hand? Instantly, in my best Joe Friday tone, I snapped that we were the police, and we knew EVERYTHING, and we were watching *her*, too... Poor thing departed hastily, and kept looking around for all the eyeballs...
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 02:44:14 +0000

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