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Below is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies. 1. Its funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road? 3. Isnt it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 8. Why is it in some Igbo movies meant for the 60s have their village boys with the latest/current hairstyle? 9. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 10. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 11. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 12. Isnt it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad? 13. Its quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”. You can add yours, if you remember any.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 12:12:06 +0000

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