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Bernie was invited to his friends home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, Thats really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names. Morris hung his head and whispered, To tell you the truth, I forgot her name three years ago!
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 20:02:26 +0000

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