Best Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This WeekKids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Read the latest batch below and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, thats not allowed if the baby is yours.— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014 Was gonna take my son out in the snow but by the time I got him dressed for it he was 45 years old and winter was long obsolete.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) February 13, 2014 Today I walked 2 kindergartners to school on the street between snow drifts and I regret not playing more Frogger as a kid.— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) February 14, 2014 And on the fifth hour of the fourth snowday the mother suggested Puzzle-palooza and all the kids were busy and happy for... five minutes.— Anna Sandler (@Anna_Sandler) February 13, 2014 My oldest is frowning and shoveling. Looks like he has realized that there comes an age when snow isnt as much fun anymore. That age is 14.— SocaMom (@SocaMomDC) February 13, 2014 No son, when I was your age I didnt walk to school uphill both ways BUT our family did have to use a communal phone.— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) February 10, 2014 Cute toddler craft project turned into disciplinary battle w/ crayon throwing. That doesnt Instagram well so well forget it happened, ok?— Melissa Walker (@melissacwalker) February 10, 2014 Im going upstairs to put on a tiara. This is said more than you would think around this house, even when its NOT Valentines Day.— sarahdessen (@sarahdessen) February 14, 2014 Husband brought me roses and the baby just ate one. Warms my heart were sticking to family tradition again this year.— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) February 15, 2014 Welp. I dont have to spend this afternoon baking heart-shaped cookies & writing my kids classmates names in frosting. No school tomorrow.— stacia l. brown (@slb79) February 13, 2014 Class valentines are a pain until your kid is in 6th grade and there are no class valentines and youre all BUT I WANT CLASS VALENTINES.— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) February 10, 2014 Daycare lady: I assume your wife is out of town Me: Why? Her: You dressed your kids in scuba flippers. I couldn’t find the shoe bin.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 11, 2014 I just had a 10 minute argument with my two year old about what she was going to wear today. She won. I lost. Remember this if you see us.— Courtney (@Discourt) February 14, 2014 Good News: DDW1 wanted to play catch with Daddy outdoors. Bad News: She wanted to use her 7-month old sister as the ball.— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) February 10, 2014 I keep my children around as a handy excuse to decline invitations to social events.— The Ranting Wife (@Ranting_Wife) February 13, 2014 I love the grocery store by myself. This is my Disneyland and my Narnia.— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) February 9, 2014 8yo: Shaggy is a man, but eats dog snacks. Me: Yeah, whats up with that? What man does that? 8yo: Its just a cartoon, mom. Me: ...— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) February 13, 2014 IDEA: A Play-Doh set that comes with its own tiny Dustbuster.— Melissa Sher (@thismelissasher) February 8, 2014 To my 6yo, Id like to tell you everything is okay but we are dealing with a closet that has a god damn monster in it. Sweet dreams. Dad— Minivan (@my_minivan_life) February 13, 2014 My daughters like to fall asleep in my bed & then I carry them upstairs. I love my kids. My back thinks theyre spoiled little brats though.— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) February 8, 2014 I feel like a ninja when I carry my sleeping girl to her crib. One wrong move and its all over.— Crazy Working Mother (@Crazed_mother) February 15, 2014 Me: Only the nerds are online tonight. My son (7): So are you a nerd? Me: Pretty much, yeah. (We hug.)— Dave Pell (@davepell) February 15, 2014 In effort to stay up,3yo emerges from rm:I have to do some work on the computer.Me:What work?I have to look up where all the potties are— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) February 13, 2014 7yo: “When I grow up, I want to be a teacher. Or a mom. But I’m not a girl.” Take that, gender definitions! This kid has figured you out.— Jess Banks (@ProfBanks) February 10, 2014 Keep Clicking Last weeks Best Parenting Tweets Of The Week Heres what the girl in the iconic LEGO ad thinks now The complexities of love and attraction, showcased by babies Parents - The Huffington Post
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