Best WTF? Ebay Auction Item ever or at least very very near the top 1 or 2 of best 10 of all time...... > Tactical assault rock with .30 caliber magazine clip and shoulder thing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ever sit at home in the middle of the night, wearing your Crye G3s and CPC, crying and wondering how you could be more operator? Well cry no more! For i present to you, the limited edition Tactical Assault Rock model 9000! This badboy here comes with all the tactical operator sh*t you could ask for! Features: 1) Super high capacity .30 caliber magazine clip (Never runs out, so you can spray and pray all you want) 2) Tactical carry handle (Makes the gun weigh nothing) 3) Tactical Mk46 flash hider (No recoil at all) 4) Tactical pistol grip with Kryptek camo wrap (Makes user invisible) 5) A bunch of tactical tape used by #420NavySealCAGoper8rGroup9001 6) Super light weight shoulder thing that folds 7) Shoots over 30 magazine clips in under 1/2 a second. UNDER 1/2 A SECOND. Whoever bears this weapon is granted the power of Christ Costa himself, you can C-clamp this thing anywhere you want. You want to clear a room with it? DONE! You want to clear a plane with it? DONE! You want to kill all those Allah Hu snackbar terrorists in the middle east? DONE! You can even bring this tactical master piece with you when you go to the F*cking store! Bidding begins now! Whoever is the most oper8r wins. P.S. The magazine is not real, its a metal airsoft midcap that i hollowed out. EBay Item Number> 181449852046 Almost considering bidding on it for fun of it!!! hehehe
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 21:03:57 +0000