Best answers 4 stupid questi0ns Best answers for stupid questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the night and asks you are you sleeping? Answer: No,Im counting stars 2. 3. Youre making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks: what are you trying to do? Answer: i want to wash your panties for you 4 They see you comin out of the bathroom wet, they ask: did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl 5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office,yet they ask: going up? Answer: no, im waiting for my office to come down and get me! 6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: are those flowers? Answer: no baby, theyre carrots! 7. Youre in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks: what are you doing here? Answer: im here to pay my school fees! 9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask: are you sleeping?? Answer: No! Im practising how to die 10. When just got home back from an outing and someone asks: are you back? Answer: No, im just about going out. *
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 09:30:00 +0000
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