Best answers for stupid questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2a.m in the night and asks you are you sleeping? Answer: No, Im cooking beans for lunch 2. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask: are you going out in this rain?? Answer: No in the next one 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, they ask: did you just have a bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office,yet they ask: going up? Answer: no, im waiting for my office to come down and get me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: are those flowers? Answer: no baby, theyre carrots! 6. Youre in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks: what are you doing here? Answer: im here to pay my school fees! 8. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask: are you sleeping?? Answer: No! Im practising how to die 9. When just got home back from an outing and someone asks: are you back? Answer: No, im just about going GUDNYT & SWTDRM
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 01:04:41 +0000
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