Best, bad analogies Ive heard in some time: 1. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh; like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. 2. The little boat gently drifted across the pond, the way a bowling ball wouldnt. 3. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River. 4. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. 5. The plan was simple like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan might just work. 6. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing their children with power tools. 7. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. Lmao right now. Gotta love reddit.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 05:40:09 +0000
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