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Best thing ever from /r/nostupidquestions, submitted 3 hours ago by Anoncummer356: Im pretty sure this is the wrong subreddit to ask this in. Ill make this brief. Im a teenager travelling with family. I decided to masturbate in the only bathroom in our hotel room in the middle of the night. A drop landed on the carpet. Will it smell? What do I do? [–]fsacb3 53 points 3 hours ago Im going to pretend youre serious just in case. No, it will not smell. I wouldnt worry about it. Maybe take a damp towel and rub it (the carpet, not your penis). I dont think anyone will notice though. Hotel rooms are basically one big cum rag. [–]Anoncummer356[S] 22 points 3 hours ago Ok thank you I rubbed it with shampoo im so sorry you had to hear this [–]fsacb3 17 points 3 hours ago No worries. Youll be fine. Dont let this experience discourage you from further masturbation. Jerk on.
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 03:39:25 +0000

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