Best things to say if caught sleeping on your desk… "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!" "I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress." "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." "The coffee machine is broken…" "Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot…" " … in Jesus’ name. Amen."
Posted on: Sat, 13 Jul 2013 09:24:17 +0000
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