Better eager than truthful, right? Channel 123 news was just talking about this change in facebooks’ privacy policy. Better eager than truthful. As of January 5th 2015 at 1:00 p.m, Central Standard Time, I do not give Facebook users or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use any pictures, information, or posts, both past and future by anyone for any reason other than to be recycled into dolphin crackers. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against anyone based on any profile. Excempt are cute and furry kittens (no nekkid ones) and young marsupials. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (ABC 1-234-56 789-000 and Romeo statue). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity which can be seen by anyone with internet access. All members must copy and paste a post a note like this like the good little twits they are in order to avoid space aliens to tar and feather your firstborn. If you prefer, you can have a beloved pet tarred and feathered instead. If you do not publish this statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos to be ridiculed, as well as information contained in the profile status updates to be discussed, printed, shredded, and used as pet or farm animal bedding. Your computer will self destruct without any further warning and any and all hand held or otherwise mobile devices will become laden with spiders. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste this or it will cause before mentioned spiders to crawl into your ears over the course of the next 17 ½ nights.... I will not leave a comment because I don’t care if you know how to copy and paste!!!
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 19:06:09 +0000