Better safe than sorry. As of today, I do not give Facebook the right to take my soul. I am explicitly rejecting Facebooks right to be my emergency contact. Facebook does not have the ability to be the thimble in a friendly game of Monopoly. Facebook must never refer to itself as Blanche Devereux, it can and will always be Rose Nyland. I am hereby rejecting Facebooks request to take me to prom, even as friends. Facebook may never greet me with a Hey Bruh. Until further notice, Facebook can only take two steps forward when I take two steps back. ..we will come together because opposites attract. Copy and paste this into your childhood scrapbook to make it legal and binding.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 13:40:08 +0000
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