Between 8 AM and Noon on 89.9FM in Orlando or on line at wucf.org, it’s The Alan Rock Saturday Morning Jazz Extravaganza the program so weird, Jim Carrey isnt allowed to listen to it; his agent is afraid it might send him over the edge. Did you ever wake up feeling like your head is broadband -- but your mouth is dial-up? I’d like to remind you that I’m the dude who has done for radio what Bob Dylan did for mumbling. While listening to The Alan Rock Saturday Morning Jazz Extravaganza Id like to impress upon you that quality, excellence, and good taste arent everything. I may not be too funny today. My comedy writer went out on New Years Eve and still hasnt come back. If you can see what I’m wearing today, it’s one of my Christmas presents. This nice new outfit is stylish -- plus I now have a place to grow radishes. Todays totally amazing and possibly educational fact: Cockroaches have been on earth approximately 364 times longer than man, yet as far as anybody knows, cockroaches have never held an election. Remember, ignorance is bliss -- and on The Alan Rock Saturday Morning Jazz Extravaganza weve got bliss runnin out our nose. I’LL SEE YOU ON THE RADIO!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 11:25:23 +0000