Beware the Gu! So I started my run with 2 gus and a bottle of water. Took the first gu around 5 miles. Im coming up on my 8 mile turnoff and the 2nd gu says 10 I give it a look and say, but Im only supposed to go 8 1/2 today. The gu and the water bottle come back and say 10 ! Im starting to get concerned and I look at my watch, it says Dont look at me. I mumble but...and the water bottle and gu shout 10 !!! Well that escalated quickly, so I bit the head off the gu and sucked its gu down. I got your 10 right here I said. The water bottle shouted 10 !!! I gave it the same treatment as the gu. I looked at the watch and it said, Lets do this. Smart watch. So Im out about 8 miles, (about where that second gu kicks in) and I see a guy running toward me. About my size, in running gear. The man is bald as billiard ball on top but has bright red hair all around his head like a crown. Im talking inch wide curls that loop around the back of his head, up over his ears into mutton chops and on into his beard that is the exact same giant bright red curls. As he passes, I say Good morning. and he says in a perfect Scottish accent, Good morning laddy. All I could think was, that was the tallest leprechaun I have ever seen. True story, really, it happened.....lol. Have a great day.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 15:15:08 +0000
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