Big Bob, a strapping lad standing 6 ft 5 went to his local Doctor and said, Doctor, Ive got a problem, but if youre going to treat it, first youve got to promise me, and I mean it - not to laugh. Of course I wont laugh, the doctor said. Im a professional. In over twenty years Ive never laughed at a patient. And youre a mighty big fellow for anyone to be laughing at! Okay then, Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had seen in all his years. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. Im so sorry, he said. I dont know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it absolutely will not happen again. Ever. Now what seems to be the problem? Its swollen!
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 04:10:06 +0000