Big Dee was working at the zoo one summer. While cleaning the back of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As Big Dee rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat Big Dee senseless. When Big Dee came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means “Screw you!” in gorilla language. The explanation did not make Big Dee feel any better and he vowed revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla’s cage, where Big Dee tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, Big Dee put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, Big Dee picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then Big Dee picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.”
Posted on: Sun, 18 Aug 2013 01:05:09 +0000