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Biggie Smalls story of the week (or quite possibly, the year): Two mornings ago Im on the phone (not paying attention) and let the dogs out back. The deck gate is open and I am unaware. I see 2 large dogs FLY across our front yard shortly after...well crap. I go out, call for them both, neither one is coming. They are frolicking away from me further and further, laughing in their dog language. Then, in the blink of an eye, Biggie takes off FULL SPEED down our street and around the corner. I can no longer see him, so I grab my car keys and head out to find him. There he is, frolicking and running about, avoiding me every time I get close. At one point I traveled about 5 mph down an entire street with him jogging DIRECTLY in front of my car, turning around and looking at me with a wagging tail looking like a giant dufus. Meanwhile Im begging and pleading with him to JUST GET IN THE CAR!!! I finally start calling and hollering out my window Come on buddy! Come on! Lets GO! turn the car around, in hopes hell follow me, and lo and behold, he did. In fact, I drove about 4 blocks with a large 85 pound Catahoula running full speed behind my car. Tail wagging, tongue flapping in the wind...I can only imagine what my neighbors think of me as I am screaming out the window, COME ON BIGGIE! LETS GO! I pull in the driveway, he runs and jumps up on the front porch and flops down. Needless to say, I WISH I had an extra person who would have video taped that one.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 05:27:54 +0000

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