Birds of a feather flock together . . And then poop on your car. A penny saved is a Government oversight. The older you get, the tougher It is to lose weight, because by Then your body and your fat have Gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find Something lost around the House is to buy a replacement .. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL. The sole purpose of a childs Middle name is so he can Tell when hes really in trouble. Did you ever notice: When you Put the 2 words The and IRS Together it spells Theirs.... Aging: Eventually you will Reach a point when you stop Lying about your age and Start bragging about it. Some people try to turn back Their odometers. Not me, I want People to know why I look this Way. Ive traveled a long way and Some of the roads werent paved. When you are dissatisfied and Would like to go back to your Youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting Old when everything either Dries up or leaks. One of the many things no One tells you about aging Is that it is such a nice change From being young. Ah, being Young is beautiful, but being Old is comfortable. Lord, Keep your arm around My shoulder and your hand Over my mouth . . . AMEN!
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