Blame the Superbowl for the Polar Vortex. Everyone who hangs out with me has heard my semi-serious speech about the secret government weather laboratory in Alaska. Ever notice all our weather comes from there? They do cloud-seeding and other experiments to clear all the crap weather out of an area in a hurry, usually timed for a special event like the Olympics or election day. This generally makes it hard on the people who have to suffer through the crap weather as it is pushed through. It just occurred to me that the Superbowl is in New York this year in an open-air stadium. Yup. Two weeks ago, we had this Polar Vortex fly through, bringing sub-zero temps and misery. Then, almost as fast as it came, it was gone and was replaced by what? 50 degree temps. That, friends, was just the dry run to make sure they had the timing correct. Now were stuck in another Polar Vortex. For us, this means misery for a week or so. But next weekend, watch for clear skies and 50 degree temps for the Superbowl in New York. You can laugh all you want, I dont mind. I know it sounds a lot like a conspiracy nut theory. But it is a fact that more governments than ours are toying with weather experiments. They are bound to make more than a few mistakes while they do this, and what they do affects the whole planet. We sure have seen some crazy weather phenomenon over the last few years, havent we? Even Eric is starting to become suspicious, and he doesnt usually believe in this kind of stuff. I firmly believe that some day, itll all come out in the open. You can say you heard it here first. :)
Posted on: Sat, 25 Jan 2014 04:37:33 +0000
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