Blessed 2 of 2 ** Blessed art those who pray in King James English, for they shall surely speaketh in clarity. ** Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall always have a job. ** Blessed are those who resist temptation at the smorgasbord, for they shall be buffeted. ** Blessed are those who listen intently during sermons, for their understanding is great. ** Blessed are those who can give without remembering, for they shall not be forgotten. ** Blessed are those who donate organs, for they are giving the gift of life. ** Blessed are those who receive donated organs, for they have restored health. ** Blessed are those who shop, for they shall be spent. ** Blessed are those who drill, for they shall not be bored. ** Blessed are bald men, for they shall not have toupee for hair cuts. ** Blessed are those who are magnets, for they shall find each other attractive. ** Blessed are those who have allergies, for they shall be scratched. ** Blessed are the dermatologists, for they shall not be rash. ** Blessed are the neurologists, for they shall have a lot of nerve. ** Blessed are the obstetricians, for their labors shall not be in vain. ** Blessed are the ophthalmologists, for they shall not be shortsighted. ** Blessed are the pediatricians, for they shall have many children. ** Blessed are the psychiatrists, for they shall be couched. ** Blessed are the plastic surgeons, for they shall put a whole new face on things. ** Blessed are the podiatrists, for they shalt have a leg to stand on. ** Blessed are the cardiologists, for they shall have a lot of heart. ** Blessed are the optometrists, for they shall see you coming. ** Blessed are the taxidermists, for they shall know their stuff. ** Blessed are those who work in muffler shops, for they shall hear you coming. ** Blessed are those who work in bowling alleys, for they shall hear a pin drop. ** Blessed are those who make pizzas, for they shall have lots of dough. ** Blessed are the hard of hearing, for they shall miss all the small talk. ** Blessed are those who cook, for they shall be at home on the range. ** Blessed are those who fail, for they shall be a good example for others not to follow. ** Blessed are those who are a little cracked, for the Redeeming Light pours through them. ** Blessed are those who swallow bitter words so they wont have to eat them later. ** Blessed are the prophets, for the blind shall see through their eyes. ** Blessed are those who are open to commitment, for they shall be fulfilled. ** Blessed are those who are soft hearted, for they shall be comfortable! ** Blessed are they that go in circles, for they shall be called wheels. ** Blessed are those who are short, for they shall stand on ladders! ** Blessed are the brief, for they shall have lower phone bills. ** Blessed are those who sing in the choir, for they shall be noted. ** Blessed are those who do things anonymously, for they shall be found out. ** Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. ** Blessed are those who build ladders, for they shall give others a step up. ** Blessed are the leaders who have not sought the high place, but who have been drafted into service because of their ability and willingness to serve. ** Blessed are people who know where they are going, for they shall not make U-turns. ** Blessed are the dictators, for they shall keep stenographers employed. ** Blessed are those who spend time listening to an elders tales of long ago, for they shall inherit pearls of wisdom. ** Blessed are those who lead by example, for they shall be mocked. ** Blessed are the leaders who travel on interstate highways, for they shall follow road signs. ** Blessed are those who have their heads in the clouds, for they shall be able to predict the weather. ** Blessed are those who ride bicycles, for they shall have balance. ** Blessed is the chicken that crossed the road, for she shall be poultry in motion. ** Blessed are those who sing, for they shall find the key. Received from Andy Chaps The Funnies.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:00:08 +0000
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