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Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. What happened to you? asked his wife. I had a terrible day. replied Bob . I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldnt get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half. I see said his wife, that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye? Bob replied: Wrong room .
Posted on: Fri, 09 May 2014 23:16:54 +0000

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