Bob has a friend, Dave, who owns a funeral home. One night the two are out drinking. They call a taxi to take them home at the end of the night, and Dave says to Bob, I almost forgot. You remember John Morgan? Bob says, yeah, why? Well, he just died in a motorcycle accident. They brought him to my place to prep him for burial. You gotta see what he has. Bob, intrigued, agreed, and the men told the cab driver to drop them off at Daves funeral home. Dave opened a drawer, and there was a body inside covered with a sheet. Dave lifted up the sheet and pointed. Bob looked, and saw the largest male member hed ever seen in his life. Wow thats huge! Yeah, I know, said Dave, and I was thinking that you dont see one this size, ever, and since his family aint gonna know, Im gonna remove it and preserve it in a jar. That would be cool, said Bob, and, together, the pair removed the prodigious member and preserved it in a jar of embalming fluid. Before leaving, and going home, Bob asked if he could take the jar home and show his wife. Dave agreed and Bob took the jar home. Bob gets home, carries the jar upstairs, where his wife was awake in bed, reading a book. Putting the jar out in front of him, Bob says, Honey you gotta see what Dave took off of a dead guy at the funeral home. His wife looks, and her jaw falls open as her book tumbles from her hands. On my God! Bob grins and brings the jar closer. His wife says, John Morgan is dead?
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 09:40:35 +0000
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