Bob sat down next to a blonde at the bar Bob sat down next to a blonde at the bar 20bucks Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58pm , sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10pm news came on covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!” Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset but handed her $20 to Bob, saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.” Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news so I knew he’d jump.” The blonde replied, “I did too, but didn’t think he’d do it again.” Bob took the money.:)
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 06:10:05 +0000