Bonus joke for the day to put a smile on your face: A sales representative, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out and says, “I will give each of you just one wish.” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Puff! He’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales representative. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Puff! He’s gone. “OK, you are up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.” Let your boss have the first say. Well, most of the times this is safe, especially when you found a wish-granting genie.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Jul 2013 13:43:22 +0000
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