Booboo just wanted to let everyone know that her Mister (me) promised her that since is was to clod for her hunter natural prey right now that he would brave the elements and trek deep into the wood south of the Mamaws house and put his metal to the test against one of the most vicious and violent animals in all of the Western Kentucky wasteland, the BBQ deer. The BBQ deer unlike its more docile cousin the Stew Deer is a killer only the most skilled East Coast Boston Wolves dare hunt and then it is usually on packs. But her Mister insisted that anyone worthy of the love of not just one but two East Coast Boston Wolves must prove himself in against a foe worthy of that honor. So in 19 degree weather he left out in the early morning hours and walked until he was well with in the Hunting grounds of the BBQ Deer. Though she was not there he can only imagine the shear terror of facing not 1 but 3 of the deadly creatures armed only with a knife and a club that was made of a small metal tube and a larger wooden head. The battle must have been epic. Three times they came for him and three times he chased them off inflicting only a minor wound on one but still not only surviving but able to take the fight to them. She is pretty sure however that the Mister has been training in secret for the combat as she heard him say that he got is using a martial arts style called Combine and with it he was able to take one of the killers down for good. Though her Mister seemed warm and soft to her he must surely have a killer instinct to rival her own. She is proud of her Mister and next week when she gets to taste that BBQ deer she will remember she taught her Mister well and she does not have to worry about his anymore. Next she hopes to teach her Mister to hunt another less dangerous but highly allusive natural prey of the East Coast Boston wolf, the Bacon.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 04:12:29 +0000
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