Borrowed from Roy Boatwright. ------------------------------------------------ A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him shell see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, Who was that??!! Oh, replies the husband, that was my mistress. The wife says, Thats it; I want a divorce. I understand, replies her husband, but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours. Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. Whos that woman with Jim? she asks. Thats his mistress, replies her husband. Ours is prettier, says the wife.
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 13:47:55 +0000
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