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Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai. Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad. Boy: Why? Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to wollyboll khel sakte ho. Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye: Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega? Santa: Kyon? TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!! Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi aur bahut chilla rahi thi. Madam boli: shor mat karo, dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi. Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai. Pati: Kya proof hai? Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha. Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai, Rozana doodh dijiye. Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab, lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai. Mene mere dost Mr.Chatwani ko Phone kiya Uski Wife ne uthaya, Maine kaat diya. Ab Aap hi batao maie uski Wife se kaise Puchta “Chatwani hai”.󾌲 Suhagrat ko Husband: kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..? Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya, Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!! Girl: Baba mera Boyfrnd kab sudhrega? Baba: Use layi ho? Girl: Nahi wo Ghar par hai. Baba: Ok apni Bra utaro. Girl: Kyu? Baba: Uske Hatho ki lakeere dekhni hai. Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao! CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ? Sari Class chup ho gayi itne mein Pappu bola: Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited. Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai? Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein hume nanga dikhaya jata hai, to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo nahi?? pad to pad hota hai? Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti? Lady: Mere husband ko maine VACHAN de rakha hai ki.. usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi nahi utaarungi. 1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya Ladki rote hui boli “Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha” Santa ne Hosla diya “Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena”. Teacher- Whats Ur name? Boy- Hola. Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h? Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na. Teacher- Thnx God Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua! Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai. 1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college.. one profeser asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna? Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

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